General - Jokes

A Novel Approach To Saving Money

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy ...

Irish Wife

At the World Women's Conference, the first speaker from England stood up: "At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive with our husbands. Well ...

Small Talk

There was a Northern lady and a Southern lady sitting together on a plane. The Southern lady faces the northern lady and cheerfully asks, ''So, where y'all ...

Damaging Food

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red ...

The Three Stooges On Hmo's

Q. What does HMO stand for?A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, "Hey, Moe!" Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Doctor Moe Howard, who discovered ...

Cat On The Roof

A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, he called his brother to see when he could pick the cat up. The brother ...

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